I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
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So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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