I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
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the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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