ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
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