Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
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And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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