I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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