just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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