Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Text me some of your sweat
My feet surprised me
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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