i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
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Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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