Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
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What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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