That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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