my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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