i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
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Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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