You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
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Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
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You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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