i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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