i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
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I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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