The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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