Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
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I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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