Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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