I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
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If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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