i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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