i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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