If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
my liver is dry heaving
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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