True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
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He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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