You work out of a Hotel?
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
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I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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