suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
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Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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