If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
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You're a waste of cheezeits
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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