last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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