just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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