I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
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