return my video game
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
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I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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