We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
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Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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