So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
It's shark week go big or go home
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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