Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
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My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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