woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
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where are you?
Hypothermia
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
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I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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