What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
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Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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