Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
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coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
where are you?
Hypothermia
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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