so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize