"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
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Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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