how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
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You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
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