I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
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Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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