i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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