We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
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I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
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UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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