when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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That reminds me...we need to get swords
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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