I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
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Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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