I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
high people should be assigned attendants
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
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holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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