I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
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so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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