God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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