someone get that fucking seahorse.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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