I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
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can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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