U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
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Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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